Am I really the only one that’s going to be here? I know this match is meaningless but it should be a good match and it’s still the World Cup! After two days where I spun myself silly thinking of ways that Spain could survive the physical approach of the Dutch, I’m glad that I will have an actual football match to watch.
The news is that the German camp, perhaps aided by depression over their semifinal loss to Spain, have been struck down by the flu. I think coach Joachim Low will be staying in bed for this one, while Podolski and Lahm have apparently recovered enough to play. There are still doubts over record-chasing Miroslav Klose who has a back problem. Uruguay will be missing captain Diego Lugano again due to the knee injury he picked up against Ghana, and Diego Forlan has a thigh issue that might stop him from playing. World-class “goalkeeper” Luis Suarez will be returning from suspension for Uruguay while Thomas Muller is back for Germany. How different the semifinals might have gone had these two players played for their respective teams.
Here come the sides. Lots of changes for Germany, as Podolski, Lahm, Klose and goalkeeper Neuer are replaced by Jansen, Aogo, Cacau and Butt respectively. That flu must have hit them hard. UEFA president Michel Platini was hit too, fainting in a Johannesburg restaurant and going to hospital.
1st half:
1st minute: Uruguay get us under way on a very rainy night at Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium.
3rd minute: Cacau has the ball in the net but there is a player in an offside position. Bit of a physical start to the match as Aogo goes in the book for a rather dangerous challenge.
7th minute: Diego Forlan has two chances from consecutive free kicks. One is into the wall, the other goes just over the bar. Very open game, as expected.
10th minute: A German corner is headed onto the bar by Freidrich and Muller is unable to direct the rebound into the net. Freidrich had never scored for Germany before the match against Argentina.
17th minute: No clear opportunities since that last one but Uruguay have been nibbling away at the German defense. Suarez and Forlan only need a sniff of goal to take the lead. I wonder if Suarez will leave Ajax for a bigger club after the World Cup.
18th minute: It’s Germany who take the lead. Schweinsteiger lets fly from at least 40 yards and Muslera can only save it onto the path of onrushing Muller, who easily puts it into the corner of the goal. He now has five goals, even with Villa of Spain and Sneijder of the Netherlands for top scoring honours.
27th minute: Uruguay have shown some endeavour in the last few minutes. Forlan had an opportunity, and from the corner Cavani almost flicks it in. There it is! Schweinsteiger gets caught in possession in midfield and Suarez passes to Cavani to score. It’s 1-1.
40th minute: The heavy rain has made for a bit of a scrappy affair since the Uruguayan goal. Lots of misplaced passes as ball zips along the surface. The pitch looks awful.
42nd minute: Suarez beats the offside trap and has plenty of time and space in front of Butt but he shoots horribly wide.
45th minute: Muslera drops a corner but Uruguay launch a counterattack but that goes out for a corner too. Attacks from both sides as we approach the half.
Half-time: An exciting start to this match is now swiftly getting bogged down due to the rain. There are plenty more goals in this one, though.
48th minute: A corner from Germany again causes Muslera problems but Uruguay survive. They launch a counterattack, and Butt has to make a save first from Cavani and then from Suarez, who had mishit his shot anyway.
51st minute: It’s Sexy Diego! Arevalo Rios with the cross and Diego Forlan, on the volley, hits the ball into the ground and in. What a great finish. It’s 2-1 to Uruguay. He now also have five goals at this World Cup.
56th minute: Muslera’s error, another one, leads to Germany being level. The cross comes in and it’s Jansen with the simple headed goal. The Uruguayan goalkeeper is having a horrible match. It’s 2-2. The commentator is very unhappy with the booing that Suarez is getting every time he gets the ball.
59th minute: Cacau goes on a very good run and passes to Ozil who attempts to hold on to the ball instead of crossing or shooting and loses it.
63rd minute: Suarez with a long range shot that Butt has to beat away acrobatically. Good save. The match is end to end right now. Germany appeal for a deliberate back pass that’s picked up by Muslera but it’s an interception, nothing more.
65th minute: Cavani and Forlan combine again to open up Germany but Butt saves from Sexy Diego. Muller has a shot at the other end of the pitch that trickles wide. Everyone’s on the hunt for that Golden Boot.
74th minute: Cacau has an awful strike go wide but he’s unhappy with Lugano about something. They keep arguing. Soon enough, Cacau is subbed out for Kiessling, probably to save him from the second yellow.
76th minute: Kiessling almost scored there but Muslera this time makes no mistake and knocks the ball away safely.
78th minute: Maxi Pereira shoots over the bar from a free kick. Muller escaped there as his arm was stepped on. He’s obviously hurt but stays on the pitch.
82nd minute: Kiessling has been getting into some very good positions since he’s come on. And there it is! Khedira with a header after a corner causes confusion in the Uruguayan box. Lugano should have cleared it before Khedira pounced on it. Muslera, for once, blameless as it is 3-2 to Germany.
87th minute: Boateng with a strike on the bounce that is well held by Muslera. Like most third place matches, a high-scoring, entertaining affair although I disagree with Chris Waddle when he says it’s the best game so far. There’s not much riding on this. Kiessling again with the ball but he shoots over the bar when he should at least have tested Muslera.
93rd minute: It’s the last minute and Uruguay have a dangerous free kick. Last chance for Sexy Diego. Oh my god. That was almost it as it hits the bar and bounces up! That is the last kick of the match, and Germany finish third for the second World Cup in a row.
Full-time: A very entertaining match, as these tend to be. Deserved ending for Germany and would have been for Uruguay as well. And now after 63 matches, just the one left. Super excited about this. I’ll be at the bar starting at 8 am, ready for what I hope to be a classic final.